slapstick

All talk and no trousers
undercover bullies
-Did you ever see anything? Light? 
-No of course not. I don’t have any eyes.
-But how can that be?
-It’s a very rare deformation. I was born like this.
-So it wasn’t an accident?
-No. As I said, I was born like this.
-Ok…You’re kind of famous around here. Does it bother you that people turn around and stare?
-?
-I mean what do you think of all that?…And of your nickname?
-Nickname? I didn’t know I had one.
Ok…Then the big question is: Can you catch me Moleman?
-What?
-Catch me!
-But why? You know I can’t do that.
-Catch me!
-Life magazine? extraordinary people? You’re just fooling, aren’t you?
-Fooling Moleman? Fooling?
-Guess I should have seen that.
-seen that Moleman? Really? Seen that?

undercover bullies

-Did you ever see anything? Light? 

-No of course not. I don’t have any eyes.

-But how can that be?

-It’s a very rare deformation. I was born like this.

-So it wasn’t an accident?

-No. As I said, I was born like this.

-Ok…You’re kind of famous around here. Does it bother you that people turn around and stare?

-?

-I mean what do you think of all that?…And of your nickname?

-Nickname? I didn’t know I had one.

Ok…Then the big question is: Can you catch me Moleman?

-What?

-Catch me!

-But why? You know I can’t do that.

-Catch me!

-Life magazine? extraordinary people? You’re just fooling, aren’t you?

-Fooling Moleman? Fooling?

-Guess I should have seen that.

-seen that Moleman? Really? Seen that?