-Did you ever see anything? Light?
-No of course not. I don’t have any eyes.
-But how can that be?
-It’s a very rare deformation. I was born like this.
-So it wasn’t an accident?
-No. As I said, I was born like this.
-Ok…You’re kind of famous around here. Does it bother you that people turn around and stare?
-I mean what do you think of all that?…And of your nickname?
-Nickname? I didn’t know I had one.
Ok…Then the big question is: Can you catch me Moleman?
-But why? You know I can’t do that.
-Life magazine? extraordinary people? You’re just fooling, aren’t you?
-Fooling Moleman? Fooling?
-Guess I should have seen that.
-seen that Moleman? Really? Seen that?